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Ryan
03-21-2005, 11:39 AM
Excuse me for bitching, but I just need to vent about how stupid my friend's girl is.

We all went out to Cheddar's last night (lansing) and it was almost embarrasing to be seen with this chick. First off, my friend is 21, and he's dating what he says is an 18 yr old. Well she's graduating HS this year, so it must be true. We call her Yoda, cuz that's what she looks like. Anyways she looks, AND ACTS like she's 14 at best.

So it's me, two friends, and a stupid girl in my Evo. I only hit the turbo up to a few PSI, nothing with a lot of G force or anything, I shift a couple times, and this chick says in a whiny kid voice, "WHY do you keep hitting the break?!" Apparantly she's never been in a manual trans car before.

Me and my friend are sitting eating some food trying not to make my other friend feel bad for having such a dumb girlfriend. So we're making jokes that we know she won't get, and when she catches on that we're teasing her she starts kicking me under the table? WTF? I was like, would you like a ride home or not?

OH MY GOD!

Ok I'll shut up now...

otter
03-21-2005, 01:48 PM
Kick her back! :twisted:

Sounds to me like your friend is desperate and horny and found a naive and willing partner. :roll:

Ryan
03-21-2005, 02:31 PM
you said it!

MitsuJoe
04-04-2005, 03:01 PM
Thats when you just need to do some crazy AWD stuff and make her regret it by twisting her organs and stomach all around, just don't make her puke.